10th
“The Rant”
There’s a local Charlottesville paper that comes out weekly called “The C-ville” and it lists whats going on around Charlottesville, and there’s a section called “The Rant” where callers can call in and rant about anything. Then they’re rants are posted to this page in the C-ville. Here are a few that I found interesting.
*The most stuck up people in the world moved to Afton, Virginia. Whoops, I mean Charlottesville. Case in point. Cell phone conversations are more important to these stuck up individuals than using turn signals as they drive to help the flow of traffic move along. We don’t need any stupid Meadowcreek Parkway. We need more considerate drivers.
*Yeah, I have a rant about the magnolia trees on Emmet Street. We either need to cut then down or clean up the f%@#ing cones before somebody trips on one, and falls in the middle of 29, and their head goes split. Bye.
*Hey guys, uh, this is my rant about the people who don’t go to the sidewalk but yet they’re fice, like, meters away from it. So you know what? Those people need to walka little bit, to get, burn some calories, and then walk across the street safely. Otherwise they’re gonna get hit, so that’s not cool. All right, bye!
*Hi, I’d like to rant about how Elmer’s washable glue sticks that go on purple and dry clear are so much better than stainless glue sticks. Because stainless is less quality, and if it applies clear, you can’t see where it’s oging. So I advise everyone to buy Elmer’s washable glue sticks that go on purple and dry clear. Thank, Bye.
*I hate how when you’re drunk and you feel like everyone knows that you are, because then you feel like you’re obvious and you’re gonna get caught, and it sucks.
*This is the to the person ranting about my dirty SUV. If youh ave such a problem with it, clean it yourself. It’s my car, and I think you’re pathetic for calling this paper up and b%@#ing.
*yeah, I’ve got a rant. My rant is that I have a dog named Ladybug and she does not like Kibbles. She sits in her house, and gets yelled at, and gets fat. Bye!
*Can somebody please, please, please open an R&B Club, or a strip club? I mean C___ used to make money when it was open in Charlottesville. So, can somebody please please open a hip-hop, R&B, or strip club around here because there ain’t nothing to do for African Americans around Charlottesville. We gotta go to Richmond. Please, Bye.
*Hey, I pretty much wanted to say that I like blue cars. Except I don’t like it when they’re light blue. I like it when they’re kinda shady blue, but not too expensive. Bye.
*Hello, I would like to rant about the kids running through my yard. They—-shouldn’t walk through my yard. They’re vermin, O.K.? I’m going to shoot them with a paintball gun. O.K.? O.K. They—they can’t run through my yard. Goodbye.
